Mike The Situation
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Objective
I have an extreme interest in biogenetic engineering. My main goal is to combine both plant and animal DNA to create hybrid organisms that can survive the harsh conditions of the moon, which is where they will be sent. I have sufficient training in the field of biogenetic engineering, having previously been employed at Jurassic Park as a biogenetic engineer in charge of producing varios species of raptor, such as the velociraptor.
Work Experience
Senior Biogenetic Engineer (05/30/2000 – 05/28/2003)
Employed at Jurassic Park for 3 years.
Last Employer: John Hammond
Contact Person: UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME
Responsibilities: - Surpervision of all biogenetic engineering. - Specialised in the engineering of the raptor species.
Accomplishments: - Created the perfect predator using dinosaur DNA obtained from a fossolized mosquito combined with the DNA of South-African species of frog.
Education
Establishment: University Of Ottawa, Ontario
Degree: PHD's in Biochemical and Biogenetic engineering
Education Period: 09/05/1996 - 07/29/1999
Speciality: NONE
Average Grade: 84%
Details: - Voted "Most Likely To Work At A Gas Station" (They were wrong)
Skills
- Black Belt 100th dan in Karate - Acute sense of taste - Artistic skill (drawing)
Computer Skills: - Secretly designed the Microsoft operating system for Bill Gates, but let him take all the credit becasue i'm such a good guy. - Expert hacker -Approached by the FBI to be lead technical analyst, but denied them due to health reasons.
Foreign Language Skills: NONE
Additional Information
- Puertorican - Left Arm Amputee
Honors: NONE
Research Projects: 1998 Expedition to the Nexus of the Universe.
Publications: Life Without Life: A Startling Look Into The Mind Of The Elderly. 874 pages published in 1997
Conferences or Courses: NONE
Professional Membership: -TD Bank - Laser Quest
Certifications or Licensures: Certicificate of Legitimacy in the field of Biogenetic Engineering
Study Abroad: 1 year in Tokyo
Interests
I enjoy surfing very much. Lost my left arm to a shark in 1996. I practice martial arts and have a black belt in Karate. I have 3 dogs and 1 hamster. I am a hard worker, and have very good social skills. I also have experience in public speaking.