allan porter
objective
I want a job
Work Experience
Monkey Scratcher (01/06/2010 – Present)
i scratched monkeys for a living, what else do you need?
Last Employer: monkey scratchers inc.
Contact Person: (709)119-9900
Responsibilities: scratched monkeys
Accomplishments: i scratched monkeys
Education
Establishment: monkey scratchers university
Degree: bachelors in monkey scratching
Education Period: 01/06/2010 - 01/25/2010
Speciality: super monkey scratcher
Average Grade: A+
Details: I love monkeys!
Skills
Scratching monkeys
Computer Skills: Developing monkey scratching software
Foreign Language Skills: monkey scratching
Additional Information
nothing else, just the part about the monkeys
Honors: in monkey scratching
Research Projects: how to scratch a monkey better
Publications: Why monkeys require scratching
Conferences or Courses: Monkey Scratching 101
Professional Membership: P.MS (professional monkey scratchers)
Study Abroad: in china, they scratch monkeys there
Interests
monkey scratching